HELL YEAH I SUCK TOES T-Shirt

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, cm	46.36	51.44	55.88	60.96	66.04	70.48	75.56
Length, cm	67.63	71.12	74.61	78.11	80.33	82.55	85.09
Sleeve length from center back, cm	41.28	45.09	48.26	52.07	55.25	59.05	62.56
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, cm	46.36	51.44	55.88	60.96	66.04	70.48	75.56
Length, cm	67.63	71.12	74.61	78.11	80.33	82.55	85.09
Sleeve length from center back, cm	41.28	45.09	48.26	52.07	55.25	59.05	62.56
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Economy	4 - 8 business days	All	USD 3.99	USD 2.09
Standard	2 - 5 business days	All	USD 4.75	USD 2.40

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Standard	10 - 30 business days	All	USD 9.39	USD 4.39

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Standard	10 - 30 business days	All	USD 10.00	USD 4.00

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Standard	10 - 30 business days	All	USD 12.49	USD 4.99

🦶 Unapologetically Raunchy: HELL YEAH I SUCK TOES T-Shirt

Make an aggressively explicit statement with the boldly vulgar "HELL YEAH I SUCK TOES" T-Shirt! This graphic tee features simple, distressed lettering that delivers a highly provocative and non-subtle message, placing it firmly in the category of extreme adult humor and shock value apparel.

Product Features & Styling:

Maximum Shock Value: The design is straightforward and crude, guaranteed to elicit strong reactions, laughter, and perhaps some uncomfortable silence. It is designed for those with no filter.
Distressed Text Aesthetic: The vintage, distressed look of the lettering adds a raw, rebellious edge to the already explicit slogan.
Ultimate Gag Gift: Perfect as a wildly inappropriate novelty gift for bachelor parties, birthdays, or any gathering where the goal is to be as offensive and funny as possible. Wear with extreme caution.

Ideal Gift & Occasion:

Searching for the most outrageous and offensive t-shirt to give as a joke? This tee is ideal for the friend who loves pushing boundaries and has an unbreakable sense of crude humor.

100% ring-spun cotton (Comfort Colors 1717)
Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage look
Tubular knit – no side seams for extra comfort
Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability
Relaxed fit, available from S to 4XL
Made in Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dryclean

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