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Hemorrhoid Conqueror Hoodie
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All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 46.36 | 51.44 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 70.48 | 75.56 |
| Length, cm | 67.63 | 71.12 | 74.61 | 78.11 | 80.33 | 82.55 | 85.09 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 41.28 | 45.09 | 48.26 | 52.07 | 55.25 | 59.05 | 62.56 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
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United States
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First item | Additional item |
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| Economy | 4 - 8 business days | All | USD 3.99 | USD 2.09 |
| Standard | 2 - 5 business days | All | USD 4.75 | USD 2.40 |
Canada
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First item | Additional item |
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| Standard | 10 - 30 business days | All | USD 9.39 | USD 4.39 |
Rest Of The World
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First item | Additional item |
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| Standard | 10 - 30 business days | All | USD 10.00 | USD 4.00 |
Australia
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First item | Additional item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 10 - 30 business days | All | USD 12.49 | USD 4.99 |
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Hemorrhoid Conqueror Hoodie - S / Black
$44.99
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Hemorrhoid Conqueror Adult Humor Hoodie
Celebrate survival, strength, and questionable life choices with the Hemorrhoid Conqueror Hoodie—a wildly exaggerated take on adult humor that doesn’t hold back. Featuring a heroic, muscle-bound bodybuilder posed triumphantly in front of a dramatic explosion, this design hilariously contrasts peak strength with one of life’s most inconvenient struggles.
Built for comfort but designed for laughs, this hoodie turns crude, self-deprecating humor into a bold visual statement. The aggressive lettering and detailed artwork make sure the joke lands instantly, whether you’re wearing it to the gym, a casual hangout, or anywhere reactions are welcome.
Why You’ll Love It
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Over-the-top adult humor hoodie with ironic fitness energy
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Bold illustrated graphic that guarantees double-takes
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Cozy, relaxed fit perfect for everyday wear
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Statement apparel for fans of dark, sarcastic humor
Perfect For
An unforgettable gag gift for gym buddies, weightlifters, or anyone who appreciates pushing through pain with a sense of humor. Ideal for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or as a hilarious tribute to perseverance—no matter the battle.
Bold, ridiculous, and impossible to ignore—this hoodie proves true champions conquer everything.
100% ring-spun cotton (Comfort Colors 1717)
Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage look
Tubular knit – no side seams for extra comfort
Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability
Relaxed fit, available from S to 4XL
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dryclean