Moister Than An Oyster T-Shirt

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, cm	46.36	51.44	55.88	60.96	66.04	70.48	75.56
Length, cm	67.63	71.12	74.61	78.11	80.33	82.55	85.09
Sleeve length from center back, cm	41.28	45.09	48.26	52.07	55.25	59.05	62.56
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, cm	46.36	51.44	55.88	60.96	66.04	70.48	75.56
Length, cm	67.63	71.12	74.61	78.11	80.33	82.55	85.09
Sleeve length from center back, cm	41.28	45.09	48.26	52.07	55.25	59.05	62.56
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Economy	4 - 8 business days	All	USD 3.99	USD 2.09
Standard	2 - 5 business days	All	USD 4.75	USD 2.40

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Standard	10 - 30 business days	All	USD 9.39	USD 4.39

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Standard	10 - 30 business days	All	USD 10.00	USD 4.00

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Standard	10 - 30 business days	All	USD 12.49	USD 4.99

🌊 Bold & Funny: Moister Than An Oyster Adult Humor T-Shirt

Make a memorable splash with the highly provocative and hilarious "Moister Than An Oyster" T-Shirt! This graphic tee features a detailed illustration of an opened oyster, perfectly paired with a suggestive slogan that delivers maximum adult humor and innuendo.

Product Features & Styling:

Explicit Graphic Play: The design centers on the oyster imagery and the bold slogan to create a shockingly funny and raunchy joke—it’s not subtle, and that's the point.
Ultimate Party Starter: Ideal for bachelorette trips, beach parties, bar hopping, or any casual event where crude, explicit humor is appreciated. It’s guaranteed to get strong reactions and laughs.
Novelty Apparel: This shirt is a must-have for those who love edgy, offensive humor and aren't afraid to make a statement about their confidence or desire for a good time.

Ideal Gift & Occasion:

Searching for a ridiculously fun and inappropriate gag gift? This tee makes an unforgettable present for friends with a dirty mind, bachelorette groups, or as a funny Valentine's Day or birthday gift.

100% ring-spun cotton (Comfort Colors 1717)
Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage look
Tubular knit – no side seams for extra comfort
Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability
Relaxed fit, available from S to 4XL
Made in Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dryclean

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