Certified Meat Beater T-Shirt

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, cm	46.36	51.44	55.88	60.96	66.04	70.48	75.56
Length, cm	67.63	71.12	74.61	78.11	80.33	82.55	85.09
Sleeve length from center back, cm	41.28	45.09	48.26	52.07	55.25	59.05	62.56
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, cm	46.36	51.44	55.88	60.96	66.04	70.48	75.56
Length, cm	67.63	71.12	74.61	78.11	80.33	82.55	85.09
Sleeve length from center back, cm	41.28	45.09	48.26	52.07	55.25	59.05	62.56
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Economy	4 - 8 business days	All	USD 3.99	USD 2.09
Standard	2 - 5 business days	All	USD 4.75	USD 2.40

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Standard	10 - 30 business days	All	USD 9.39	USD 4.39

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Standard	10 - 30 business days	All	USD 10.00	USD 4.00

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Standard	10 - 30 business days	All	USD 12.49	USD 4.99

🥩 Master of Meat: Certified Meat Beater Adult Humor Offensive T-Shirt

Unapologetically offensive and designed to provoke a reaction, the "Certified Meat Beater" T-Shirt is the pinnacle of bold, offensive adult humor apparel. This graphic tee takes a crude double entendre and turns it into an edgy, must-have piece for those who appreciate the darkest corners of comedy. It's a loud, non-subtle statement that is guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations—or arguments.

Product Features & Styling:

Maximum Shock Value: The highly suggestive phrase ensures the wearer stands out. This shirt is for the individual who actively seeks controversy and embraces crude humor.
Bold, Simple Graphic: The design focuses on the explicit text, using a distressed aggressive fonts to enhance the "warning label" quality of the humor.
The Ultimate Gag Gift: Perfect as a wildly inappropriate novelty gift for bachelor parties, birthdays, or white elephant exchanges where the goal is to make someone blush (or laugh uncontrollably).

Ideal Gift & Occasion:

Searching for the most offensive and edgy t-shirt available? Look no further. This tee is designed for the individual with a thick skin and a love for raunchy, adult-themed jokes. Wear with caution—this shirt is not for the faint of heart or polite company.

100% ring-spun cotton (Comfort Colors 1717)
Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage look
Tubular knit – no side seams for extra comfort
Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability
Relaxed fit, available from S to 4XL
Made in Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dryclean

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