I'm Not a Taxidermist But I'll Gladly Stuff Your Beaver T-Shirt

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, cm	46.36	51.44	55.88	60.96	66.04	70.48	75.56
Length, cm	67.63	71.12	74.61	78.11	80.33	82.55	85.09
Sleeve length from center back, cm	41.28	45.09	48.26	52.07	55.25	59.05	62.56
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, cm	46.36	51.44	55.88	60.96	66.04	70.48	75.56
Length, cm	67.63	71.12	74.61	78.11	80.33	82.55	85.09
Sleeve length from center back, cm	41.28	45.09	48.26	52.07	55.25	59.05	62.56
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Economy	4 - 8 business days	All	USD 3.99	USD 2.09
Standard	2 - 5 business days	All	USD 4.75	USD 2.40

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Standard	10 - 30 business days	All	USD 9.39	USD 4.39

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Standard	10 - 30 business days	All	USD 10.00	USD 4.00

Shipping method	Delivery time	Sizes/Type	First item	Additional item
Standard	10 - 30 business days	All	USD 12.49	USD 4.99

🦫 Adult Humor: I'm Not a Taxidermist But I'll Gladly Stuff Your Beaver T-Shirt

Embrace the crude humor and playful innuendo with the shockingly funny "I'm Not a Taxidermist But I'll Gladly Stuff Your Beaver" T-Shirt! This graphic tee pairs an adorable, smiling beaver with a highly explicit and offensive slogan, maximizing the shock value and delivering classic adult humor.

Product Features & Styling:

Explicit Contrast: The juxtaposition of the cute, innocent animal graphic against the vulgar, sexually suggestive text makes the joke land harder and ensures it's an unforgettable statement piece.
Ultimate Gag Gift: Perfect as a wildly inappropriate novelty gift for bachelor parties, friends with a dirty sense of humor, or any event where crude jokes and double entendres are welcomed.
Bold & Raunchy Statement: Ideal for those who love edgy, offensive apparel and have an absolute lack of filter. Wear this when you want maximum attention and strong reactions.

Ideal Gift & Occasion:

Looking for the most outrageous offensive t-shirt to give to a friend? This tee is a guaranteed hit for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or as a funny tribute to anyone with a love for crass, politically incorrect humor.

100% ring-spun cotton (Comfort Colors 1717)
Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage look
Tubular knit – no side seams for extra comfort
Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability
Relaxed fit, available from S to 4XL
Made in Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dryclean

I'm Not a Taxidermist But I'll Gladly Stuff Your Beaver T-Shirt

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